a very merry unbirthday to you!

Hey Assbutts! The name is Heather. I’m 27 and from Baltimore, MD.

What you're more than likely to find on this blog
→ Supernatural → Harry Potter → Doctor Who → Sherlock Holmes → Hot men → The Hunger Games → Friends →Buffy → Newsies → The Big Bang Theory → OUAT → Norman Reedus → The Walking Dead → New Girl → Peter Pan → Tattoos → Downton Abbey → Avatar → Joss Whedon → Firefly → LoTR → The Hobbit → The Avengers → Funny things → Teen Wolf → The Moral Instruments → Book things → Nifty things. I *always* follow back. The only reason I would unfollow is if your blog is 80% full of things I do not like.

superwholocked

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

zerostop:

whenever i see this gif

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i think of this one time my sister was riding in the car and she was doodling

and she finished drawing this shark right at a stop light so she turns to the guy in the car next to her and holds up her drawing and shows it to him

and he looks over at it and he makes like that exact expression

attack-attazkaban:

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

I’m so in love with this

attack-attazkaban:

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

I’m so in love with this

crimexturtle:

Spending my night ruining the free world.

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

theboywhocried-dean:

hemostcertainlywillnot:



#EVERYBODY WOULD HIT THE FLOOR AND THROW SALT EVERYWHERE 



but imagine the spn cast’s face when they see 70% of the audience carries salt around with them

Misha would be the one backstage playing with the light switch and tweeting about it

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

theboywhocried-dean:

hemostcertainlywillnot:

#EVERYBODY WOULD HIT THE FLOOR AND THROW SALT EVERYWHERE 

but imagine the spn cast’s face when they see 70% of the audience carries salt around with them

Misha would be the one backstage playing with the light switch and tweeting about it

(Source: tweeeeeets)

agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

misbehavingmaiar:

katimus:

joelbyeman:

"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"

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*very concerned

*EXTREME CONCERN 

fire. water. earth. air.

(Source: foundersofhogwarts)

taccone:

today my ap physics teacher read us cat in the hat and it was honestly the quietest my class have been the whole year

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(Source: aubreypalazzo)

straightlock:

summerseachild:

batched:

genies:

the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad episode like i waited a week and u give me this shit 

the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad season like i waited two years and u give me this shit

The biggest disappointment in life is when good shows give you a bad finale like I waited nine years and u give me this shit

I love how I have a vague idea what shows they are talking about

I DID MY WAITING.  TWELVE YEARS OF IT.  IN AZKABAN!

mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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IT’S LIKE

no

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d ont hurt my childern