Swedish dorm room
an emotional roller coaster from start to finish
I never taped on a first date. I pride myself on that fact…
I AM GROOT
we need to talk about that house loan
It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.
I also need that guy’s eye.
You know that guy with the metal arm that has a star on it? Yeah. I’m going to need that arm. No, really. I need it.
You know he stood in that doorway like that until John noticed him. #dramallama
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
You see that? The motherfucking QUEEN OF ENGLAND is taking a selfie. NONE OF Y’ALL BITCHES HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON AGAINST SELFIES ANYMORE OKAY
Her cellphone case has corgis booping noses. That’s frickin adorable.
Why do I find this picture so funny?
WILLIAM STOP MAKING BUNNY EARS ON GRANDMA THIS INSTANT …
the best part about this, without a doubt, is Jeremy Renner having no idea at all how to celebrate a win at football.
IS THAT FUCKING GORDON RAMSAY
is that James McAvoy in the middle
that is the most random assortment of people I have ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on
interesting how the answers change as the men get younger
Had to bold it.